Monthly Archives: September 2008
Why I’m going to win my fantasy hockey league this year
No, the answer isn’t JR, but rather the patchy-bearded and jersey-less pyscho who made the crotchety old man angry enough to get off his fireside rocking chair and try to play cowboy for a couple laps around the rink.
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How to make 14.267 million New Englanders laugh until they cry like babies
I have nothing to say about this other than that I’m upset that Comcast won’t let me embed it. Anyways, send everyone you know here. Do it now. Make sure they watch the video.
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The University of Texas: where future potential NFL stars learn to not like football
It seems just like yesterday when a former UT star was spurning his multi-million dollar contract to smoke a lot of pot in Indonesia and join to Toronto Argonauts to try to make back some of the bonus money he … Continue reading
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The last post about the Beijing Olympics, and it’s about girls
Jennie Finch here is my favourite Olympic athlete ever. When she showed up to the ESPYs that year in that black dress and went about her business of being all hot and stuff, I was intrigued. When she struck out … Continue reading
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How to make 14.267 million New Englanders cry like babies
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this one represents a lot of swearing and elongated “A” sounds. And so, the collective population of Massachusetts and surrounding environs will wake up tomorrow morning and call Kansas City Chiefs … Continue reading
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Calgary and Edmonton working together?
Yeah, I know I’m commenting on stuff from last week still. But, I mean, I just have this one and then one more about the Olympics and then I’m done with all that, so I’d appreciate it if we could … Continue reading
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Chad Ocho Cinco: The world’s most loveable jackass
I kind of love the former Chad Johnson. I don’t get him, and he’s a world-class asshole, but I still kind of love him. I hate the man for the way he’s treating the Bengals (frankly, this subversive, passive aggressive … Continue reading
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Why Canada thought Canada sucked at the Summer Olympics
Let’s go back about two weeks (yeah, I could have written this two weeks ago, but I was busy staying up until 4 in the morning to talk about diving, so go fuck yourself, hypothetical Internet critic who would say … Continue reading
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