Calgary and Edmonton working together?

Yeah, I know I’m commenting on stuff from last week still. But, I mean, I just have this one and then one more about the Olympics and then I’m done with all that, so I’d appreciate it if we could just move along.
Anyways, in a shocking and unprecedented showing of provincial unity, Edmonton and Calgary [...]

You mean he didn’t play for the Oilers in the 80s?

Wow, so it’s not every day that the Oilers succumb to my demands and remove Kevin Lowe as GM. I guess I should be grateful that the guy responsible for numerous bad decisions over the past few years is no longer in charge of the roster of the Oilers. Except he still is; he just [...]

MacT in a blender

As an aside before I even start in, I don’t have this Craig MacTavish card, but I do have like 3000 of them in 5 three-inch binders in my closet (three of which that my dad brought home from work are marked with the RCMP logo; yes, even the cops steal office supplies). Anyways, I [...]

Shawn Horcoff is an ugly yet oh-so-rich man

I want to get this out of the way right off the bat: I love Shawn Horcoff. Not quite in the same I-can’t-believe-your-hair-looks-better-after-spending-three-hours-running-away-from-330-pound-guys-in-too-tight-pants way I love Tom Brady, but in a you-helped-my-fantasy-team-a-lot-until-you-got-hurt-and-you-were-still-the-best-19th-round-pick-in-the-league-and-oh-yeah-you’re-good-at-winning-faceoffs-and-killing-penalties sort of way, which is just fine for my first line centre.
Horcoff is the sort of feel-good story that attracts a lot of [...]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Okay,so I’m not exactly from Nantucket. In fact, I’m from nowhere near Massachusetts. Instead, I come from a place where skyrocketing oil revenues don’t keep the gas below $1.30/litre, and where douchebags hang testicles off the tow-hitches of their trucks. Oh yeah, we also have two sports teams that desperately need to fire their management. [...]