Wow, so it’s not every day that the Oilers succumb to my demands and remove Kevin Lowe as GM. I guess I should be grateful that the guy responsible for numerous bad decisions over the past few years is no longer in charge of the roster of the Oilers. Except he still is; he just [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Kevin Lowe’
July 17, 2008
Shawn Horcoff is an ugly yet oh-so-rich man
I want to get this out of the way right off the bat: I love Shawn Horcoff. Not quite in the same I-can’t-believe-your-hair-looks-better-after-spending-three-hours-running-away-from-330-pound-guys-in-too-tight-pants way I love Tom Brady, but in a you-helped-my-fantasy-team-a-lot-until-you-got-hurt-and-you-were-still-the-best-19th-round-pick-in-the-league-and-oh-yeah-you’re-good-at-winning-faceoffs-and-killing-penalties sort of way, which is just fine for my first line centre.
Horcoff is the sort of feel-good story that attracts a lot of [...]
July 10, 2008
Offer Sheets
1. The Vancouver Canucks acquire Steve Bernier for a second round pick and a third round pick.
2. The St. Louis Blues sign Steve Bernier to an offer sheet. If the Canucks don’t match, they will receive a second round pick as compensation.
3. The Canucks match.
Why are the St. Louis Blues and Vancouver Canucks playing this [...]
July 10, 2008
There once was a man from Nantucket
Okay,so I’m not exactly from Nantucket. In fact, I’m from nowhere near Massachusetts. Instead, I come from a place where skyrocketing oil revenues don’t keep the gas below $1.30/litre, and where douchebags hang testicles off the tow-hitches of their trucks. Oh yeah, we also have two sports teams that desperately need to fire their management. [...]
