Tag Archives: Kevin Lowe
You mean he didn’t play for the Oilers in the 80s?
Wow, so it’s not every day that the Oilers succumb to my demands and remove Kevin Lowe as GM. I guess I should be grateful that the guy responsible for numerous bad decisions over the past few years is no … Continue reading
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Shawn Horcoff is an ugly yet oh-so-rich man
I want to get this out of the way right off the bat: I love Shawn Horcoff. Not quite in the same I-can’t-believe-your-hair-looks-better-after-spending-three-hours-running-away-from-330-pound-guys-in-too-tight-pants way I love Tom Brady, but in a you-helped-my-fantasy-team-a-lot-until-you-got-hurt-and-you-were-still-the-best-19th-round-pick-in-the-league-and-oh-yeah-you’re-good-at-winning-faceoffs-and-killing-penalties sort of way, which is just fine for … Continue reading
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Offer Sheets
1. The Vancouver Canucks acquire Steve Bernier for a second round pick and a third round pick. 2. The St. Louis Blues sign Steve Bernier to an offer sheet. If the Canucks don’t match, they will receive a second round … Continue reading
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Okay,so I’m not exactly from Nantucket. In fact, I’m from nowhere near Massachusetts. Instead, I come from a place where skyrocketing oil revenues don’t keep the gas below $1.30/litre, and where douchebags hang testicles off the tow-hitches of their trucks. … Continue reading
