Jennie Finch here is my favourite Olympic athlete ever. When she showed up to the ESPYs that year in that black dress and went about her business of being all hot and stuff, I was intrigued. When she struck out Mike Cameron on a softball field, I decided that she would forever be the unobtainable [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Nastia Liukin’
September 2, 2008
Why Canada thought Canada sucked at the Summer Olympics
Let’s go back about two weeks (yeah, I could have written this two weeks ago, but I was busy staying up until 4 in the morning to talk about diving, so go fuck yourself, hypothetical Internet critic who would say somthing like “OLD!!!!11!!! Learn 2 blog n00b” after reading my lede) to when Canada sat [...]
August 20, 2008
Olympic Round-up: More medals than Cuba; up next: The Netherlands
I took the weekend off, mainly because the girlfriend gets all snippy when I spend my time constructing epic posts about CBC announcers instead of paying attention to her. And of course, Canada pulls off like 6 more medals, making all the bitchers from five days ago eat their words (note that, as a bitcher, [...]
August 14, 2008
My love for Nastia Liukin knows no bounds
My introduction to Nastia Liukin came a couple of years ago when she had a rather large cameo in the gymnastics move Stick it (tagline: It’s not called gym-nice-stics). I remember realizing then that she was clearly the best gymnast in the movie, as well as significantly taller than the rest of them (even though [...]
