Posts Tagged as ‘Tom Brady man crush’

September 8, 2008

How to make 14.267 million New Englanders cry like babies

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this one represents a lot of swearing and elongated “A” sounds. And so, the collective population of Massachusetts and surrounding environs will wake up tomorrow morning and call Kansas City Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard “a bahhhstahhhhd,” as his hit to Tom Brady has probably ended the [...]

July 17, 2008

Shawn Horcoff is an ugly yet oh-so-rich man

I want to get this out of the way right off the bat: I love Shawn Horcoff. Not quite in the same I-can’t-believe-your-hair-looks-better-after-spending-three-hours-running-away-from-330-pound-guys-in-too-tight-pants way I love Tom Brady, but in a you-helped-my-fantasy-team-a-lot-until-you-got-hurt-and-you-were-still-the-best-19th-round-pick-in-the-league-and-oh-yeah-you’re-good-at-winning-faceoffs-and-killing-penalties sort of way, which is just fine for my first line centre.
Horcoff is the sort of feel-good story that attracts a lot of [...]