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How to make 14.267 million New Englanders cry like babies

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this one represents a lot of swearing and elongated “A” sounds. And so, the collective population of Massachusetts and surrounding environs will wake up tomorrow morning and call Kansas City Chiefs … Continue reading

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Shawn Horcoff is an ugly yet oh-so-rich man

I want to get this out of the way right off the bat: I love Shawn Horcoff. Not quite in the same I-can’t-believe-your-hair-looks-better-after-spending-three-hours-running-away-from-330-pound-guys-in-too-tight-pants way I love Tom Brady, but in a you-helped-my-fantasy-team-a-lot-until-you-got-hurt-and-you-were-still-the-best-19th-round-pick-in-the-league-and-oh-yeah-you’re-good-at-winning-faceoffs-and-killing-penalties sort of way, which is just fine for … Continue reading

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