Dustin McGowan never should have shaved off those mutton chops, no matter how much his wife hated them. Not to get all biblical, but it certainly draws a comparison to Samson that McGowan shaved his chops, struggled for a couple games, then hit the DL with a torn rotator cuff.
Posts Tagged as ‘Vernon Wells’
July 10, 2008
There once was a man from Nantucket
Okay,so I’m not exactly from Nantucket. In fact, I’m from nowhere near Massachusetts. Instead, I come from a place where skyrocketing oil revenues don’t keep the gas below $1.30/litre, and where douchebags hang testicles off the tow-hitches of their trucks. Oh yeah, we also have two sports teams that desperately need to fire their management. [...]
